My lawyer says I’m legally obligated to go on record and I say I will not, in fact, be “slingin’ drugs”.
My own brain, however, says I should go on record and say that I’m going to trip major dicks.
There are separate ounces of weed and mushrooms sitting in my car.
Time to start slingin’ drugs.
this is probably the best quote from anything ever
She gets me
Not setting goals is what leads to waking up at 40 with this realization though…
I really need some new business cards where I don’t just blatantly lie about my job description.
It Ain’t Hard to Tell - Godspeed You! Black Emperor & Nas (Four Tet Mix)
“ Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.
Sounds like someone’s bummed they’re 52 and alone