I like getting drunk at Grandma’s place. It’s an excuse to learn about wild stories from history first hand while simultaneously being piss drunk

"Uncle" Bob is a cornucopia of drug dealing and moonshine brewing tales alone. 

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

Just watching videos of Metz playing live and being bummed I missed them last fall